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A funny look at life By Carol McIlmurray. Published on the 1st of each month.

The Mario Speedway is now open! WESTBOUND ONLY

BY ROCKLANDPOST

TZ Bridge (far) and Mario Cuomo Bridge (near) courtesy of New Bridge Project

 

Well, its not the first time a bridge has been built here, but its the most expensive.

$3.9 billion dollars later and less than… Continue reading.

SOLAR ECLIPSE HAS INTERNET BUZZING ABOUT VIEWING GLASSES

Wow, the sun is partially blocked by the moon!

 

United States is abuzz over where to get viewing glasses you can try your local library this afternoon if you want to look directly at the sun; they should be… Continue reading.

HISTORY- CHASIN’ Lighting bugs BY JAMES F. LEINER

CHASIN’ LIGHTNING BUGS BY JAMES F. LEINER

JUNE 2017

“Hey Pop,” one of my grandsons asked the other day, “What was your favorite thing on your summer vacations from school when you were growing up?” “Chasin’ lighting bugs.” My parents… Continue reading.

Location, Location, Location: Next Stop Rockland!

Location, Location, Location: Next Stop Rockland!

BY CAROL MCILMURRAY

Westchester is a vast space of manicured lawns with villages, towns and hamlets neatly tucked in between large commercial venues, strip malls, and eateries. In its well-planned and generous thoroughfares there… Continue reading.

To predict…or not to predict…that’s the question BY MAYA NASH

To predict…or not to predict…that’s the question…

BY MAYA NASH

It’s that time again, new beginnings as we  resolve to be better people, happier, more organized, thinner richer, the list goes on. We are chomping at the bit for… Continue reading.

Obama’s Legacy: The Top Ten BY JEFFREY OPPENHEIM, M.D.

a first look back BY JEFFREY OPPENHEIM At the conclusion of every Presidency, the process of absorbing and distilling the complexity of successes and failures begins. This is the means by which a legacy is created. In some cases, the process is quick, while in others it takes generations. Continue reading.

Trump’s nuclear cabinet appointments BY JEFFREY OPPENHEIM, M.D.

Thanks to the Democrats, Donald Trump will be relying upon the “nuclear option” almost immediately. This is not to say that he will be starting a nuclear war, but that he can rest comfortably knowing that even his most controversial nominees to more than 1,000 government Continue reading.

DONALD TRUMP ‘GRABS’ PRESIDENCY; ROCKLAND DEMS WIN BIG

It's over. President-elect Donald Trump triumphed over mass media and political establishment with his brash commentary and plan to overhaul America and American diplomacy as we know it. Continue reading.

OP/ED HUMOR: 2016 Presidental Debate to be held at Hostra University BY CAROL MCILMURRAY

Hofstra University to hold Clinton/Trump debate Monday night at 9 p.m. Donald Trump, classic misogynist and former foe of Rosie O'Donnell, is now battling another woman in the media, this time for President of the United States. The Donald's new female foe is Presidential candidate, Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton. Continue reading.

There are better candidates running for President in 2016

BY JEFFREY OPPENHEIM, M.D. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have the highest negative ratings among all the major candidates running for President in modern times. Few people are thrilled with either of them. Continue reading.

HUMOR: Trying to use the internet without giving myself headache, mission impossible.

BY CAROL MCILMURRAY. McIlmurray is the editor-in-chief of rocklandpost.com and a stand-up comedian by trade.  Carol wrote and performed original material in New York City from 1999-2007.  Carol was trained in classic Harold improv and likes to use all parts of her brain when possible.  Carol's newest act is going to be in a small off-Broadway theatre by mid 2017. Please sign up for our newsletter for updates. Continue reading.

FIRST WORDS: Welcome to rocklandpost.com

BY CAROL MCILMURRAY A sneak peek of what to expect from us. Continue reading.

EXPECT: More written content in upcoming weeks, months

BY CAROL MCILMURRAY What's the plan of action for the coming months at Rockland Post? Read here to find out! Continue reading.